were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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