awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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