finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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