its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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