ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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