don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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