So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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