What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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