...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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