I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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