I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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