I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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