I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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