I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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