Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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