I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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