Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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