we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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