When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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