normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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