pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I still have a little drunk in my system
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
