so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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