Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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