I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
handjob tips. give me some.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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