Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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