i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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