I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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