If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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