I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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