are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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