So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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