Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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