your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
do nipples grow back?
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