Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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