Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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