Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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