VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
