Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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