You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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