She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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