Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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