Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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