Well apparently he's into motor boating.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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