3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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