i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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