windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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