You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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