Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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