a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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