just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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